Marsio teleporting technology

"Marsio" is the code name for the office teleporting research project, originally called "ET in a jar". The project started in 2006 when a handful of highly skilled employees from a multicontinental company sought a way out of the stupefyingly blunt daily office routine. After more than 7 months of continuous refining of their original prototype (which was actually based on an elevator tunnel), the team obtained the first successful videotaped teleporting. The movie was not altered or postprocessed in any way, it contains the raw material as shot on the location. "For now, the process is one-way only and we're doing all our efforts to bring our colleague back. We hope that the patent pending office teleporting technology will eventually bring the kind of freedom mankind always dreamt of" said the remaining team member.