SHITJACKERS-"Tongue Dartin' Pooper Partin'"

Well now yo've stumbled upon one of the greatest things since sliced bread. This European act took Austin by storm selling out all enormodomes in a 1 million mile radius. The ShitJackers have given new meaning to the concept of "Cock Rock". These innovative lads from various European locales have indeed captured the imaginations of America's youth, and are spreading an international message of peace. Co-founders Retardo Montalban and Harry Von Grosswiener have assembled an impressive catalogue of memorable songs as well as a caustic cast of characters to assist them in bringing their unique music to listeners the world over. Apparently, Retardo and Harry were separated at birth (hence the different surnames), and have only recently been united. Despite so many years apart, they have achieved true unification in the words and music put forth.